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IKINS DOWN UNDER: The experiences, adventures, and musings on life in Australia by an Alexandria, Virginia couple (originally from Ohio and Oklahoma, respectively) during a two-year work assignment in the capital of Australia. Originally constructed in response to pleas from family and friends whose in-boxes were clogged with e-mails and attached photos. But you're welcome too, whoever you are.
About Us
- Chuck and Debbie Ikins
- Canberra, Australian Capital Territory, Australia
- Married couple (and two cats) from Alexandria, Virginia transplanted to Canberra, Australia
Your cat is now safe with us. She's been confiscated in the interests of national security.
ReplyDeleteThere is also evidence of a cloaking device.
Sincerely,
The Australian Secret Intelligence Organization (ASIO)
I am interested in purchasing this wall ornament for our garden. Please put me down for a matching pair.
ReplyDeleteCareful photo analysis reveals Karnak's anti-gravity boots. Don't try and pull one over on us...you shifty ex-pats! In fact, you've acquired the anti-gravity technology employed by Leo DiCaprio and Ellen Page in "Inception," now haven't you? You're just so cutting edge!
ReplyDeleteDue to an overwhelming demand for Karnak Climbs Down the Walls (TM) garden wall ornaments, there will be a delay in the shipping of customer orders while a new contract is negotiated with our Republic of China's People's Liberation Army (PLA) subsidiary. These ornaments will be available in the Traditional Karnak (TM) Orange Tabby version, the Karnak as Elvis (TM) version with Tabby Pompadour, and in the coming months we intend to introduce (pending final negotiations), a series of Karnak as various Harry Potter (TM) storybook characters in multi-color hand-painted poses, as well as unpainted versions for crafters. We look forward to your business and will soon be providing an e-mail contact for our off-shore subsidiary to which you will please send bank account numbers, passwords, and balances. We here at Karnak Climbs Down The Walls (TM) thank you for your present and future business.
ReplyDeleteFrankie would like to know if Karnak would send an autographed picture that can be hung on the wall along with a pair of the wall ornaments. She so admires Karnak and all her abillities. She has told me repeatedly that her goal in life is to be just like her.
ReplyDeleteFrankie would like to know if Karnak would send her an autographed picture to hang on the wall along with a pair of the wall ornaments. She would prefer tha Tabby Pompadour ones. Frankie has told me repeatedly that she wants to be just like Karnak. She said that Karnak is the Cat's "MEOW"
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