Press Release: Karnak Climbs Down The Walls (TM) Expands Product Line

We here at Karnak Climbs Down The Walls (TM), recently established in the Canary Islands as KCDTW, Inc., value your ideas and input (all 20 of you including, for some reason, a guy named Billy Bob in PA and a woman named Pascale in Paris - but we appreciate your support),  Given that, our present catalogue offerings will be DOUBLED to include the antithesis to Karnak Defies Gravity(KDG), Kismet Embraces Gravity (KEG).  While KDG serves as an attractive wall ornament suitable for garden or lounge, in either singles, pairs, or multiples, KEG is the ideal doorstop, or potentially a small piece of art suitable for the garden atrium.  Buy two, and contemplate the duality of your inner dialogue.  KDG and KEG are the Yin and Yang of the home pottery furnishings world and one is simply not complete without the other.

A future design may possibly incorporate a cavity in the belly designed to accommodate a small flowerpot (or pots) for raising your own indoor herb garden.  As always, KEG can be ordered hand-painted in brilliant, lead-free, washable colors or, for those crafters and conceptual artists among you, unpainted and ready for YOUR interpretation of the effects of Kismet Embracing Gravity.

As a demonstration of our commitment to education here at KCDTW, Inc., Physics Departments of all intererested educational institutions will be given our 10% physics lab discount.  Every student should have a matched pair of KDG and KEG as a physical demonstration of the principle of gravity upon objects, one constantly in motion, the other an immoveable body.  Contact our friendly customer service staff for details.

As always we here at KCDTW, Inc. appreciate your business and are interested in your comments and suggestions for new product lines.